This has nothing to do with Montana and didn't even happen to me, but it's so crazy I just have to post it. My friend Katie in Portland was walking to her car from work in downtown Portland when a homeless woman walked by and slapped her in the face! Katie screamed and just started walking faster. Well, the woman decided she hadn't had enough, came running back, hit her again and tried to take her cell phone. Katie slapped her back and started running toward the car. The woman started chasing her, which is when Katie stabbed at her with her keys, got in the car and called 911.
WHAT??? One thing I can say for sure: that wouldn't happen in Missoula :).