Do you think it's bad that while trying to convince my friend to go see the Britney Spears concert with me, I compared it to sleeping with God?:
L: I can't believe you don't want to go to this with me.
P: Bitch please, you know I would have starved myself to lose weight and worn the skankiest gear, fake eyelashes and makeup to the nines just to get a fraction closer to Justin Timberlake!!! Britney, now she's another story...
L: She's slept with him. That's like sleeping with God. She's worth seeing.
I'm going to hell.
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